Vaseline
Vaseline. It can be used for :burns, irritations, scrapes, chafing, sunburns and diaper rashes. According to the label. Another very good use is for makeup. I love vaseline (petroleum jelly, some may say) I always carry it in my school bag. My favorite use is for lipgloss. Because it doesn't have a scent, your hair doesn't stick to it, and it's great for chaped lips. I don't do this that often, but some of my friends do; they put it on their eyes. It gives it a nice glossy look, yet natural and healthy. Ouuu, and did you know it doesn't clog pores?
Other non makeup usages is that you can put it on your chops to keep you smiling. Unless you enjoy the taste. As well if you have lice, put it on your head and wear a bathing cap. And I suppose if you want to make yourself look all greased up, you could use this too, but I don't see how this would do you any good.
So anyways, next time you go to the store get some vaseline or petroleum jelly, won't cost more than a dollar.